Not only I am prepared for a zombie uprising, I'm eagerly waiting for it to happen.
More about me:
I'm an ape-descended omnivorous carbon-based life form.
I'm French, I'm 20, and I like so much things it's annoying. I love memes, I love british stuff, I LOVE TEA, I love series, I love books, and I love pretty girls (There's a few naked ladies here and there on my Tumblr, but I really try to limit those posts to a minimum).
It might not show here, but one of the things I love the most is knowing stuff, and especially knowing how to do stuff: I'm the guy who opens bottles of wine with a shoe, knows how to open locks without the key, and how to do the Mill's mess while standing on a rope. That and much more.
I love my followers.
And yes that means you.